. . .I sat back and counted my money. Go ahead, be envious. I don’t care because I’m rich — even though my computer continually keeps trying to sabotage me by putting this stuff in the spam file.
Just today, here’s a sample of e-mail telling me what I won:
£750,000.00 pounds in our MONTHLY
NATIONAL PROMO BONANZA
You have won £1000,000,00 GBP.
subsequently won you 1,000,000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) from the U.K FREE PROMO
The El-gordo Lottery was held on the 30 DEC 2008, results released on the 2ND JAN. 2009 in which you are approved of One Million Euro and your winning ticket
won you 1,000,000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) from the Free Online Promotion.
You won £1,350,000.
1,000.000 Euros
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of #1,000,000 (British Pounds)
Yes… two or three million British pounds, a couple of million Euros… all in one day. I’ve sent all my information to these people and so I’m expecting the cash in the mail any day now.
Honestly… do people still fall for this stuff? Honestly?
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Now, wait a second. I got this email as well, we can’t both win…
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Uhh, no, I don’t . Man, I’m so glad I stopped by here real quick, my blood pressure couldn’t take the pressure of being a billionaire.
wait. Are you saying that it doesn’t work???
DANG IT!!!
you would be surprised. Try going down south sometime.
They told me my money was in a bank and all I had to do was send them a check for $1000 to acces my 2,000,000. Finally all the financal freedom I have ever dreamt about. And all for only a grand. I am so exited. I hope they get my check soon.
Prince Henry from Nigeria contacted me to know he need my help to stash his money from the Nigerian Mafia. All he needed was my bank account.
How much would three million British pounds weigh?
Nigeria has the distinction of being the scammer capital.
I work with a couple Nigerians and they were laughing about it.
Apparently these worthless pieces of crap do very well,make money
hand over fist.
60 Minutes also had a show about them. They had alot
of our hard earned money.
They actually had their home addresses on the scams,the guys walked
right up to their homes…like they were business men.
Not even afraid of being caught.!