Is it time for this blog to declare war on Canada?
August 5th, 2009 by Dwight Jaynes | 22 Comments | Filed in NBAIf you haven’t already done so, you need to read the comments under my blog post concerning Jay Triano — a Canadian – who ran the USA Basketball mini-camp in Las Vegas a while back. The Canadians are up in arms — some of them in not such a polite way — that I dared suggest that perhaps there may have been an American coach more qualified to run that camp.
As I write this, the dwightjaynes.com War Council has just completed an emergency meeting. It doesn’t want any sort of nasty conflict that both sides would regret but it has set down some terms and conditions for the Canadians. They are as follows:
– A complete apology from all Canadian commenters who dared even suggest there is anyone born north of our borders, including Leo Rautins, Eugene Levy, Rick Moranis or even Leslie Nielsen, who is smart enough to have anything to do with our national basketball team.
– An immediate and complete withdrawal of the Toronto Raptors from the National Basketball Association. And take that Hedo Turkoglu character with you.
– Within the next 30 days locate and sign an American to coach your next Olympic hockey team. And remember, Herb Brooks is dead.
If these terms are not met, the dwightjaynes.com Delta Force will be instructed to set in motion a behind-the-scenes movement that will result in the Memphis Grizzlies returning to Vancouver, B.C.
Trust me, Canada, you don’t want that. Immediately comply with these conditions or else.
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