There’s an interview on a Spanish site, Marca.com, with Rudy Fernandez from the NBA rookie orientation program. My Spanish is so rusty at this point of my life that I couldn’t do much with it. Fortunately, there are numerous websites out there that will roughly translate the story. Remember, this is rough, but there’s a certain charm in this translation that I can’t resist:

 “Here there is people who are counted that their own relatives request money to them and is quite startling, because they must in addition it say to the group. They explain you that you are careful with where you invest grazes and, mainly, to whom the DAS. it hit when the professors told me, with total normality, that are women whom they look for to remain pregnant for sacarte the money. They count it as if it happened every day! ”, it says, surprised, Rudy.

There are other fun passages, including Rudy’s dismay when several players raised their hands during a lecture when someone asked them if they had friends on drugs. If you can translate better than this online program and find other gems, feel free to leave them in the comments. I says, surprised! with total normality, Dwight.

(UPDATE: Many thanks to Evan who now provides a complete translation in the comments section, including the wonderful headline, “There are women who look to get pregnant to take your money”)

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