The same way Pacman Jones or Zach Randolph gets ready for a big game, I guess. I wonder what it’s like to be 21, living in Los Angeles, playing for the Lakers and having millions of dollars in your pocket? Actually, this is what it’s like. Unless, as the hostess says, you’re “wifed up.”
Tags: Andrew Bynum, Dwight Jaynes, Greg Oden, Los Angeles Lakers, NBA




every morning when i wake up, one of the first thoughts that goes through my head is “thank god you’re not wifed up, you can now go ahead and spray dollar bills on random strangers guilt-free.”
thanks to this post, i realize i am not alone.
Darius needs to show Andrew what a real strip-bar rain session looks like. Wasting perfectly good dollar bills on groupies isn’t any fun.
In contrast, here’s how Oden prepared for Bynum.