Both Realtors played hard
Wanna buy Rasheed Wallace’s Portland house? He’s dropped the price to $4.9 million. There’s a built-in saltwater fish tank, but for that price, I’m sure you would have expected that.
NBA, Trail Blazers | Dwight Jaynes | September 8, 2008
The title to your post is better than the content after the jump.
I’m not sure what I enjoy more- the thought of real estate speculators, er agents, wasting time on a sale that will never happen, or the least mentally gifted athlete in the Pacific Northwest since Ryan Leaf losing a serious chunk of change.
Either way, it’s a win-win situation!
We should inquire about this home just so we can take a tour.
Then low ball those suckers with an offer of $20.
You distract the realtor; I’ll raid the fish tank.
They don’t give tours, the sales motto is, “just cut the check”.
DJ, Your post got me thinking of an episode of MTV Cribs i watched many years ago. One of it’s featured guests was none other than Dirty-30 himself, showing off his just-reduced west side home. The thing that really piqued my interest in the home was not the fish tank or the giant predator statue in his theater, but the URINAL in the master suite bathroom! Who doesn’t want one of those in their multi-million dollar home.